so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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