We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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