i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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