Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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