White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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