Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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