Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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