he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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