So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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