He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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