have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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