Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
