Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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