You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't think brook has ever known best
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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