You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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