how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I want a musical about memes.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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