return my video game
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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