Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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