Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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