He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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