im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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