ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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