I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
