I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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