I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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