...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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