at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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