You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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