I just saw a hot homeless man
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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