It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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