Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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