I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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