First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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