So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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