8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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