the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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