I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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