Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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