so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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