You surviving the open bar?
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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