spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We smell like vodka and hangover
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