What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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