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(1-917): View more from New York City

you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

(917): View more from New York City

oh thats it?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.

(1-207): View more from Maine

Are you high?

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