1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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