you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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