Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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