Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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