well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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