Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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