4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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