Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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