How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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