He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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